Another superb piece of writing from the genius we call Big Dan

Do you remember that time us boys went to the Hare for New Years eve dressed as the Spice Girls?

Jerome was Posh Spice. He spent over an hour and a half on his make up, and shaved his armpits and legs. We were a bit scared by the attention to detail, but more so because he looked like a freshly shaved gibbon who had just clumsily eaten 4 red crayons.