Calling Jerome, come in Jerome...
Jerome, you lazy bugger, post something on your blog. Or I will write a long post about how much I love you and then you will be really sorry. Get Dan to help you. You have a computer in your Dad's house. There is no excuse. You go and stay with all your A list friends. They all have computers. Open your hotmail and find the destructions I sent you. They're still there, mate.
I love you. You rock. You are ace. I have had several glasses of wine. And you won't read this anyway you lazy arse.
I am sure anyone who reads this blog would love to hear Jerome's thoughts on life. So comment. Let him know that we need him....
2 Comments:
Marv - how long have you known Jerome. His thoughts in life are.
1) Booze
2) I am great
3) I like birds
4) I want to be gay but am not
5) Booze
6) I am great
and yet we do still love the elongated baffoon
Jerome reply, defend yourself.
I think we should add gambling and transport to your list.
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