The Spurs won the NBA

That's a lot better than the Lions' shocking performance in the rugby. Three points isn't very good, is it? Anyone who can explain why England are good after New Zealand battered them to pulp will receive a special prize, courtesy of Marv.

Yes, folks, you can win, free of charge, a night out with Jerome!!

Perhaps I'll enter myself. I haven't seen the old bugger for a while and have yet to reprimand him for his insults to folk music, in person. (Although chicken lunch mania is this weekend. I have a feeling I will exceed government drinking guidelines.)