Ode to Jerome 2

Jerome is a child of wisdom and flair,
Of gleaming white teeth and thick curly hair,
Athletic physique and witty riposte,
Such mortals as I, in his shadow are lost.

Jerome Francis however is a different fish,
As annoying a bloke as any you'd wish.
Drinks Stella and wine with ice in a pint glass,
And gibbers and drools like a fool in a stage farce.

I know this is harsh, but its said for a reason,
To annoy him and provoke more comment this season,
From the great man himself on the blog our Marv Started,
But not please to let us know you've just farted.