Uncle Jesse Says Hello

The last time Jerome came home he was being a top chap, a really good old boy, so there is no possible way that I can hurl abuse at him for that. Well done fella.

However, the time before, he was being a minor tool. I cooked dinner for a few people. jerome didnt like it. Fair enough. We all went to the Green Dragon afterwards. After many costume changes, Jerome opted for his dungarees with neither shoulder strap in use, an option that came to be termed a"Fat Dexy's" or a "Lazy Uncle Jesse".

Dan L, Tom, Karyn and I were sat in one of the boothy kind of things, Jerome was talking to a LADY. Dan L bet me ten pounds that I wouldnt go up behind Jerome and pull down his dungarees. Easy Tenner. jerome continued to talk with the last Turkey in the shop nodding in agreement. He then proceeded to climb on the booth table with his bottom facing Karyn, and his novelty party aperatife facing Tom.

What I want to know was - Who saw his brain?