Tactics

I will briefly explain the various tactics I have used to provoke Jerome to write something on this blog:

1 Writing things that are blatantly untrue
2 Writing things that are true but that he might not like people to know
3 Flattery
4 Insults
5 Stealing emails from him and putting them on the blog
6 Drunken persuasion
7 Sober persuasion
8 Silence
9 I haven't tried posting something every day, but I might do that over Christmas

One day we will hear the Master's voice. The great one will speak. I have faith. (this comes under category 3).