I'm finding it hard to keep this up

I need some help from the other contributors to this august blog. I can't think of anything to write about Jerome and I'm afraid it will die before he gets his life in order and actually moves to Birmingham. He might be coming up this weekend to look for a flat. But I have noticed that the rugby is on, so he might well not.

To pass the time, here are a few more Jerome facts - or are they?

Jerome has been in love three times.
Jerome does not, as I stated on this blog, think that Oxfordshire is full of short women. He thinks Northern women are short.
Jerome is missing two front teeth. He was going to get them mended with some money he inherited, but he spent it on beer instead.
Jerome likes playing on fruit machines.
Jerome likes to be the bank in Monopoly and card games.
Jerome's new health regime - eat when you are hungry - is paying off. Last time I saw him, he was looking very trim and healthy.
Jerome has been working in the Green Dragon for the past couple of weeks, so his good health habits might have vanished.
Jerome likes Athlete and Snow Patrol.
Jerome was given a mini basketball game for Christmas.