Why Marv knows who Dennis Rodman is

Some years ago, the BBC televised Pride and Prejudice. You may remember it starred Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth. My mum and I both thought Mr Darcy was rather dashing, and when the Radio Times printed a Mr Darcy pinup for swooning housewives throughout the land, naturally we cut him out and put him on our kitchen noticeboard.

One day, another picture appeared, pinned over Mr Darcy. It was Dennis Rodman, sporting pillar box red hair and lots of gold jewellery (the word bling hadn't been invented then).

So I know who Dennis Rodman is. He is much less attractive than Mr Darcy and I wouldn't even turn my head to see him take his shirt off and jump into a lake.