Email and other Jerome news

A few days ago, I got an email from Jerome. It began, "Hello, my name is Jerome and I am f**king cool."

It ended with this rather amusing joke:

What do you call a man with no shins?
Toe-knee! ha ha ha

Jerome is having a housewarming party today. I hope he has a very pleasant time. He is enjoying life in his new flat. He has some lad friends at last.