Shameless recycling of old material

1 The silver track suit and silver trainers (the trousers have press studs at the sides for quick flashing)
2 the Libertys flowery skirt and the green hat, worn with Converse boots
3 the surfer hair
4 my mother's Marks and spencer skirt, worn at chest level as a dress(tried on in a brief moment of drunken madness)
5 the Posh spice black dress with shaved armpits
6 the Dennis Rodman vest
7 the date box trainers
8 the blue YSL blazer, gives a handsome normal air which makes the rest of the list seem like a hideous dream
9 The superman outfit (thank you Clare)
10 The red and grey baggy jersey shorts