Jack Francis - The Special Advert

This advvertisment is brought to you by a cider-induced gibber, please do not be alarmed. Some readers may find the contents of this advert offensive, and it has therefore been given an 18 rating.

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Cheeky, round-faced, gap-toothed comedian (not W/E) seeks a bird so he can 'jac'-in-er-box. Mingers may apply, but will only be considered if criminally deviant. Please send colour photo of kebab to sheedgeddit@myproblemsinhand.com. X.