Jerome's Top Tips
Three of my favourites were -
1) Always go out with short girls cos it makes your **** look bigger.
2) Always carry a lighter in case a bird asks for a light.
3) 'NOOooo.......................' (then whispering too loudly behind his hand) 'Ginger'.
1 Comments:
4 Everyone should have a ginga in their portfolio.
5 Today [a random day chosen for no apparent reason] is Gammon Day.
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