Russian hat raid imminent

I am on a mission. I want to recover my Dad's Russian hat from Jeorme. I wonder how long it will take to get it back.

I bumped into Jerome at the gym. He says he hasn't been going very often and he is going to give up his membership unless things pick up a bit.

He is growing his hair. It's getting quite long. He's going to bleach it. I think I have worked out why he's doing this.

stunners

stunners
Originally uploaded by Marvin Marblesons.

Those size 13s haven't crossed my path

I haven't seen Jerome for ages. He was last spotted a few weekends ago in Sainsburys looking unshaven and hungover and sporting a Russian army hat (which he stole from my dad, who would like it back)