Calling Jerome, come in Jerome...

Jerome, you lazy bugger, post something on your blog. Or I will write a long post about how much I love you and then you will be really sorry. Get Dan to help you. You have a computer in your Dad's house. There is no excuse. You go and stay with all your A list friends. They all have computers. Open your hotmail and find the destructions I sent you. They're still there, mate.

I love you. You rock. You are ace. I have had several glasses of wine. And you won't read this anyway you lazy arse.

I am sure anyone who reads this blog would love to hear Jerome's thoughts on life. So comment. Let him know that we need him....