On the move

Jerome is leaving the party house and moving to an elegant four-bedroom mansion in another part of Queen's Moor, about 2 minutes walk away from me. He couldn't tell me what his room is like because he had a stonking hangover when he saw it.

Shocking Haircut Shocker

Far be it from me to criticise Jeromes immaculate hairstyle, looking as I do, very much like a fat David Hasselhoff, but the boy has surpassed himself.

What he was going for - Surfer / groovy youth hero

What he got - laughed at.

It cost him £61 apparently (thats almost a pound per hair).

Fair play to the fella though he was on good form this weekend.

Under the Bridge

Jerome is going to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert twice this week. He won some tickets in a radio phone in.

New content likely, don't go away now

Hello, Jerome fans!

It's the Boswell to Jerome's Johnson, Marvin here. I hope I will see Jerome shortly so I will be full of tales of his exciting life. Also coming up, exclusive Francis reaction to England's sad departure from the World Cup.