A conversation
I got a text from Jerome yesterday.
It said "How many syllables in dickhead?"
I think he sent it because I accidentally sent him a text about badminton that should have been sent about 2 months ago.
I spent some time trying to think of witty but not too cruel replies. I rejected "The same number as in Jerome and in Francis". and said instead "What did you mean to send this to me". Jerome texted back "Yes". So I texted back "Love you too".
Jerome is going to Berlin. He won a prize at work for the greatest increase in sales or something. So if they put up the Berlin Wall again, you'll know why.