Beyond Truth or Dare

A long time ago, Jerome came to a little party at my house in London. (the pink one I shared with Kester). We played Truth or Dare, and someone dared Jerome to run naked down the street. The someone had met Jerome for the first time and didn't know the law. There is no point daring Jerome to do things like that. It's like asking an Olympic runner to win the Fathers' race at Sports Day. Jerome thinks nothing of getting his bits out at any opportunity and we have all seen them so often that it's not outrageous and nobody cares.

So Jerome stripped off, ran down the street, and came back. All the people who hadn't met him before were very impressed. All his close friends were talking among themselves.

Says Jerome, "I met a really nice bloke just now. He was a taxi driver. He saw me running naked down the street and asked if there was anything he could do to help."