I have a present for Jerome. It is a Jack Daniels calendar. I can tell the InterWEb this because Jerome never reads this blog. It is a time-limited present. I wonder if I will see him before it becomes outdated.

Ninja cat in training

Ninja cat in training
Originally uploaded by Marvin Marblesons.

Scrubs up quite well, doesn't he?

at Jerome's birthday

at Jerome's birthday
Originally uploaded by Marvin Marblesons.

A hammer for cracking a nut

List of alternative rules for Monopoly. Jerome and Dan might find this useful.

Jerome's Top Tips

Three of my favourites were -

1) Always go out with short girls cos it makes your **** look bigger.

2) Always carry a lighter in case a bird asks for a light.

3) 'NOOooo.......................' (then whispering too loudly behind his hand) 'Ginger'.

Perhaps this should be the banner for this blog?

"It may be that the race is not always to the the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet." Damon Runyon

Cottage pie

Jerome made a huge cottage pie for all his flatmates. He has a picture of it on his phone and was showing it off to people at his New Year party.

Let's hope the mince wasn't off this time...